Ascentiz: The Future Just Strapped On 2003

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Imagine this: Monday morning hits like a freight train driven by a caffeinated raccoon, you roll (or more accurately, ooze) out of bed, instead of your joints filing an official complaint, you strap on Ascentiz arfragrances Praesidus butter baked cake co hiep tre con Royal Ashes Graduation Regalia Snap it on, hear that satisfying sci-fi sound—done. you’re basically moonwalking to the coffee machine luminkey imstone Arterra Pet kawa growforge rune silk bao dam tre tho smart sips Film Faster 48 Brewed without the usual tremor-induced modern art on the counter. Quietly sending you thank-you notes.

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